Curse

Inde · Apr 01, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Because the Guru Staff has a wicked sense of humor, we have come up with an alternate way to reorganize the forums. Just by adding some new forums and renaming others we could make it near impossible for people to post in the wrong one since really there's only so many topics that can be mentioned a hundred times. Here are some tentative forums:

Q&A To Become:
- hlp me plz kthxbai
- What is the 55 Monk build?
- Who needs stickies

Technician's Corner To Become:
- Code=072/058/005/040/013
- Err=7

Riverside Inn To Become:
- What's search?
- Moved:
- Guild Recruiting!!!!!!
- PvP vs PvE
- Scammers
- Flame me
- Savio is a Nazi
- Stop nerfing drop rates
- zomg bugs
- Anet hates me

Factions & Events To Become:
- omgz Fractions sucks
- Factions Rocks!
- I'm confused on the pre-order
- Ragequit at getting only 2 extra slots
- The Apocalypse

Sardelac Sanitarium To Become:
- Auction House Petition
- Guild Capes

Ventari's Sell to Become:
- Sell forum with 20-minute bumps
- Selling GW/D2/RS/Gmail accounts
- Buy yur goldz here

The Campfire To Become:
- 55 Monk
- Best (pick the profession) Build
- Farming
- Nerf IWAY
- Don't nerf IWAY

Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- I hate Carebears
- I hate Scrubs
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t
- Best PvP Build
- What's Kiting?

Tyrian Explorer's League To Become:
- Places to farm
- I love Carebears

Off-Topic & the Absurd To Become:
- The meaning of life
- Free* Ipod/PS2/XBOX360!
- Cemetery of the Off-Topic Thread Parts

Site Feedback To Become:
- I got banned unfairly for cussing/scamming
- Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do
- Why is search broken?
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow
- Teh forums are slow

Disclaimer: The above is meant as a joke. For those who freqent and hit refresh 200 times a day, we are sure you will recognize most of the threads. For those lurkers or infrequent posters, any relation to real-life events are coincidental and not directed toward any individual. These threads just happen to be what we see on a regular basis. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Most of the credit for this goes towards Savio and the other beloved mods.

art_ · Apr 01, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Very funny

Technicians corner should just be divided into seperate sub-forums for each error

Jiao Yang · Apr 01, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Wow that made me laugh so much

Very imagenative Inde.. nice work!

Murder In China · Apr 01, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

I'm a Nazi also...

I pwnd U · Apr 01, 2006, 10:34 PM // 22:34

I think the Off-Topic part should defiently be like that.

Divinitys Creature · Apr 02, 2006, 01:07 AM // 01:07

You forgot the Divinitys Creature fanclub :P

Tsunami Rain · Apr 02, 2006, 01:42 AM // 01:42

lol. I love the part about Nazi-Savio and buy gold here

xxSilhouette · Apr 02, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02

This is hillarious....

My fav is "teh forums are slow" & "omg fractions sucks"

The only thing left out though, is a question that i have seen asked over and over and over....the question of "Im a level 20 and I only have 170 attribute points!" or "15 att point quests?"

I used to always refresh on the new posts page and try to answer questions, and i honestly feel like i typed out how to get the other attribute points and least 4 times a week.

zoozoc · Apr 02, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22

lol nice

Murder In China · Apr 02, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36

Forgot a thread for just Whammos.

Savio · Apr 02, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murder In China

Forgot a thread for just Whammos.

What are you talking about? Everybody has a Whammo, so that's just assumed.

Sergio Leone · Apr 02, 2006, 05:44 AM // 05:44

Wow this is great Inde, very creative! I really liked the off-topic "Cemetery of the off topic thread parts" bit. Very nice!

Symeon · Apr 02, 2006, 07:08 AM // 07:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergio Leone

"Cemetery of the off topic thread parts"

That was mine

Oh and "Go on, delete me, you're deleting everything I do" and "Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t"

I laughed a good deal even though it's not the first time I've seen it

Divinitys Creature · Apr 02, 2006, 09:53 AM // 09:53

We need purgatory to flame everyone who got banned :P

OMFG I posted darn it I was trying not to post so I could keep my never been banned status even on Aprils Fools Day awwwww x.X

Forsythe · Apr 02, 2006, 10:57 AM // 10:57

Ha ha you guys are banned.

Oh... oh crap...

Inde · Apr 02, 2006, 05:02 PM // 17:02

Because I've now had 6 requests to move this to Riverside Inn so more can view it.

Dahnel · Apr 02, 2006, 05:10 PM // 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inde

Gladiator's Arena To Become:
- Tell me why I'm so goddam l33t

Thats where i'd be...

Sekkira · Apr 02, 2006, 05:10 PM // 17:10

This should have been done without warning.

Kook~NBK~ · Apr 02, 2006, 05:20 PM // 17:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murder In China

Forgot a thread for just Whammos.

Do you mean an "I hate Whammos" section?

Or an "I love Whammos" section?

Metanoia · Apr 02, 2006, 05:26 PM // 17:26

"Savio is a Nazi" hahaha... I swear sometimes I think I'm losing my mind with all the threads and posts that vanish every time I blink. Sure they pretty much all deserve to be deleted, it's just the way there's absolutly no sign that they were ever there... I end up wondering if I imagined it...